Will you be ours? If the answer is yes - or even maybe - crack open some “Corpse Juice for 2” as we talk about the early aughts slasher fave, VALENTINE! Wanna see someone cut into a cadaver in a tank tee? We got ya! Need to hear all about every nü-butt rock cut on the soundtrack? It’s covered. Ever wanted to hear us praise the ever-loving hell outta Denise Richards? That’s right - it’s all posted here for your listening pleasure. Plus, we talk medium-neutral voodoo daddies, horny cops, body shaming, eyebrow acting, community theater Jesus v2.0, why “The Cherub” is the only masked killer in the genre to be in desperate need of orange slices and a very romantic round of Choose Your Own Deathventure!
Will you be ours? If the answer is yes - or even maybe - crack open some “Corpse Juice for 2” as we talk about the early aughts slasher fave, VALENTINE! Wanna see someone cut into a cadaver in a tank tee? We got ya! Need to hear all about every nü-butt rock cut on the soundtrack? It’s covered. Ever wanted to hear us praise the ever-loving hell outta Denise Richards? That’s right - it’s all posted here for your listening pleasure. Plus, we talk medium-neutral voodoo daddies, horny cops, body shaming, eyebrow acting, community theater Jesus v2.0, why “The Cherub” is the only masked killer in the genre to be in desperate need of orange slices and a very romantic round of Choose Your Own Deathventure!