Spring is here and the claws are out!! That’s right - Animal Attack April begins with the furry fury of 1979’s PROPHECY! It prompts us to have some serious questions about this motion picture, starting with how you escape from a bear while encased in a sleeping bag? Are baskets the best way to transport mauling victims? What does it say about a movie when the dogs are the smartest, most charismatic characters? Can you have a boring chainsaw fight? What side of the Baby vs. Rat War do we side with? How about salmon-on-duck violence? What is Stephen King’s threshold for liking a movie? All this and a very maul-heavy edition of Choose Your Own Death-venture, and we debate whether there has been a character we’ve liked less than Dr. Rob? Go deep into bear country and #GetBit with us, won’t you?
Spring is here and the claws are out!! That’s right - Animal Attack April begins with the furry fury of 1979’s PROPHECY! It prompts us to have some serious questions about this motion picture, starting with how you escape from a bear while encased in a sleeping bag? Are baskets the best way to transport mauling victims? What does it say about a movie when the dogs are the smartest, most charismatic characters? Can you have a boring chainsaw fight? What side of the Baby vs. Rat War do we side with? How about salmon-on-duck violence? What is Stephen King’s threshold for liking a movie? All this and a very maul-heavy edition of Choose Your Own Death-venture, and we debate whether there has been a character we’ve liked less than Dr. Rob? Go deep into bear country and #GetBit with us, won’t you?